Fat Cats
by adam [ Topic Health, Society | 1 Comment ]
Contrary to what you might think, it’s not what you think! These are just cats. Not metaphoric cats elected to office and doomed to disappoint. And these cats are really, really fat. It seems like kind of a problem.
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I was kind of hoping this was going to be a web site with dozens of pictures of laughably fat cats. But alas, it is just actual “news”. Unlike the occasionally wry catsthatlooklikehitler.com
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