Emphatic Vandalism
by cari | March 2008

What I loved most about the defacement of this subway sign was that the vandal felt compelled to underline his/her work, just in case you missed it. Not only that, but s/he made an heroic effort to match the color of the underline with the color of the subway line. It’s not just “anal Street”, it’s “anal Street” with color-coordinated flair!
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