Don’t Tell Your Mom You’re an Athiest
Sure, we’ve all heard somewhat anecdotally that most American families would prefer to live next door to a sex offender than an athiest, but never before did we have such splendid proof! Seriously, the internet must really be our friend lately. Watch and enjoy.
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