Colbert Melts Down in Tribute to His Idol and Mentor
“And I, and my tiny, tiny penis, will not stand for it!”
Thanks, Bob!
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Vincent Moon and Arcade Fire Walk Into An Elevator….“[T]he crowd seemed really emotionally engaged with the music.”
Water Water Everywhere…. “Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink.”
- The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
An extended version of Bon Iver’s La Blogotheque Take Away Show of “For Emma, Forever Ago” with three versions of the song and some very startled tourists. I think this is one of my favorite things in the whole world. Not just that the song is so beautiful, and is so beautifully sung, but that [...]
So, This Stephen Malkmus-looking Guy Who Went to High School with My Boss Wrote a Children’s BookA man once said, “Childrens do learn.” and I believe childrens should learn to dream big dreams. Even better is to dream arty dreams like a hipster might draw. This hipster author’s name is Dallas Clayton. Although I do not know for sure that Dallas Clayton is a hipster, he looks like this: And, I [...]
Matilde UrrutiaIt isn’t simply that you are loved gloriously, or loved beautifully. But rather that a pitch perfect expression of love for you sounds and sounds, Rises into the very air. Though the love itself may fade, I do not know, The poetry you inspire ascends, ascending Becomes stars and you, who are so loved, Look [...]
//FROM THE ARCHIVES
Red meat cigarettes, and a tall pint of guinness“Last night, this woman taught me that my pristine pint of Guinness was not as innocent as I might have thought. Amongst its numerous ingredients, there are allegedly several gelatin products derived from animals. HOLY SHIT!”
An Open Letter to Corporate America and the GOP“This letter serves as notice of your immediate and compulsory relocation to a separate planet of our choosing…”
The Color of PossibilityThe color of dawn is hopeful. Its bright clarity comes ringing its bell. With whole universes nested inside, it sings with promise. It says, “Anything.” Then afternoon shambles in, its sun shading into night. Its heavy golden egg yolk over-medium, clings to building faces. The color of days gone by, days leaving us now as [...]
A Proposal for Men Who Date Younger and or Crazier Women“Men start running around with their hands in the air, like “Oooohhhhh…”
A Modest Proposal“If the apparent tenets of the KKK (and most of the others) these days, is to keep their activities quiet and to themselves, why the fuck does Jerry Springer get first dibs whenever these folks can get their laundry clean enough to venture into public?”
