Another Concept Over Which to Mull
by cari [ Topic Ridiculosity | Comments Off ]
What would happen if you could, I don’t know, freeze time or jump into an alternate dimension or something so you could kiss or fool around with anyone with no consequences?
I would also like to use something of this nature for sleeping so I don’t miss out on anything but still get a full 8 hours.
[I think I should run for president with a platform based on these brave new ideas.]
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