A Very Serious Issue
Citizens, I just wanted to bring to everyone’s attention a very serious issue affecting millions of people in the United States today: clusters of mute Christian clowns are going into nursing homes and molesting our old people.
[Thanks, Paul!]
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Vincent Moon and Arcade Fire Walk Into An Elevator….“[T]he crowd seemed really emotionally engaged with the music.”
Water Water Everywhere…. “Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink.”
- The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
An extended version of Bon Iver’s La Blogotheque Take Away Show of “For Emma, Forever Ago” with three versions of the song and some very startled tourists. I think this is one of my favorite things in the whole world. Not just that the song is so beautiful, and is so beautifully sung, but that [...]
So, This Stephen Malkmus-looking Guy Who Went to High School with My Boss Wrote a Children’s BookA man once said, “Childrens do learn.” and I believe childrens should learn to dream big dreams. Even better is to dream arty dreams like a hipster might draw. This hipster author’s name is Dallas Clayton. Although I do not know for sure that Dallas Clayton is a hipster, he looks like this: And, I [...]
Matilde UrrutiaIt isn’t simply that you are loved gloriously, or loved beautifully. But rather that a pitch perfect expression of love for you sounds and sounds, Rises into the very air. Though the love itself may fade, I do not know, The poetry you inspire ascends, ascending Becomes stars and you, who are so loved, Look [...]
//FROM THE ARCHIVES
Free Shows for New Yorkers“Thank Jeebus!”
20 Ways to Reduce Your Carbon FootprintWe’ve heard way too much lately about the seemingly insurmountable environmental problems to which we all contribute every day. It’s enough to make you downright defeatist. It’s enough to make you think we’re all just fucked and there’s nothing to be done. All we can say is that the more we hear about all of [...]
I Can’t Tell If My Funny Is Working Anymore[Warning: The default volume on this seems loud to me. And pause it before the commercial plays at the end. Also, when the fuck are they going to learn how to normalize between skits and commercials. I think Comedy Central and others are guilty of this, too. Though I think if you're using Safari with [...]
R.I.P. Tim RussertTim Russert, most beloved host of “Meet the Press”, died this morning of a heart attack at age 58. He will be sorely missed as his was one of the few voices of reason in the media.
Filet De Fred1 cup white wine 1 cup water 1 medium julienned onion 1 gigantic sliced carrot 6 peppercorns 4 coriander seeds A few sprigs of parsley Sea salt 2 large goldfish (can substitute 5 beta or 6 guppies) Juice of 1 lemon Place wine, water and seasonings in a saucepan, bring to the boil and simmer [...]
