9/11 = Opportunity!
NYC’s best and brightest parasites milk the WTC tragedy: t-shirts and flags for sale with all proceeds going to some rat bastard in Queens named Joey. A 30-year-old man is caught calling in bomb threats (to elementary schools) because he keeps using the same payphone until the calls are traced and the cops come.
Send us your scum sucking stories! We won’t read your emails, but the F.B.I. sure will.
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Vincent Moon and Arcade Fire Walk Into An Elevator….“[T]he crowd seemed really emotionally engaged with the music.”
Water Water Everywhere…. “Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink.”
- The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
An extended version of Bon Iver’s La Blogotheque Take Away Show of “For Emma, Forever Ago” with three versions of the song and some very startled tourists. I think this is one of my favorite things in the whole world. Not just that the song is so beautiful, and is so beautifully sung, but that [...]
So, This Stephen Malkmus-looking Guy Who Went to High School with My Boss Wrote a Children’s BookA man once said, “Childrens do learn.” and I believe childrens should learn to dream big dreams. Even better is to dream arty dreams like a hipster might draw. This hipster author’s name is Dallas Clayton. Although I do not know for sure that Dallas Clayton is a hipster, he looks like this: And, I [...]
Matilde UrrutiaIt isn’t simply that you are loved gloriously, or loved beautifully. But rather that a pitch perfect expression of love for you sounds and sounds, Rises into the very air. Though the love itself may fade, I do not know, The poetry you inspire ascends, ascending Becomes stars and you, who are so loved, Look [...]
//FROM THE ARCHIVES
SantogoldI can’t stop watching this video ever since my brother sent it to me. The visuals are great. I love when they rip the shirt apart…very disturbing and cool.
Fried Pork ChopsI try to picture him in Prague, Though I’ve never been there And am not 100 percent sure he has either. I piece together a composite Prague for him To wander in, from random sooty black and white Snapshots, and film stock laced with jumpy lines. I see no future here, only heartache and loss, [...]
Why You Shouldn’t Vote“The concept of voting as an inalienable right has gone too far in this country. It has all too often been paraded about by the very cross sections of our society that traditionally do not vote.”
Recipe for Spinach-Stuffed MushroomsThis is what I made on Sunday. They were pretty tasty, though I just realized I forgot the nutmeg. Instead of butter I used Smart Balance Light Spread because it’s better for you but also because I’m lactose intolerant and butter PLUS cheese is way too much dairy for little ol’ me. Lastly, I minced the onion [...]
Colbert Melts Down in Tribute to His Idol and Mentor“And I, and my tiny, tiny penis, will not stand for it!” Thanks, Bob!
