President
by adam | November 2008
Hey, so maybe the whole “Bradley Effect” was kinda bullshit.
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I guess a ‘community organizer’ is sort of like a governor except that community organizing gets you into the White House.
Had it backwards: I guess a governor is sort of like a ‘community organizer’ except community organizing gets you into the White House.