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		<title>Vincent Moon and Arcade Fire Walk Into An Elevator&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 10:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cari</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pop Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ridiculosity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arcade Fire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[August 5th 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interactive video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Keep The Car Running]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[La Blogotheque]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madison Square Garden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neon Bible]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rococo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soaring joy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Take Away Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Terry Gilliam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unstaged]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wake Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Win Butler Good Balance]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA["[T]he crowd seemed really emotionally engaged with the music."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There really is something magical about these <a href="http://www.blogotheque.net/">La Blogotheque</a> Take Away Shows.  There is a level of intimacy and honesty to them, a pureness and a clarity, a soaring joy.</p>
<p>So the first video is &#8220;Neon Bible&#8221; in a freight elevator. Atonishingly, they all managed to fit.  This is one of my favorite Arcade Fire songs (primary is &#8220;Neighborhood #1: Tunnels&#8221;). While I did not find it quite as powerful as the Bon Iver video,  I adore the magazine, Régine drumming on the ceiling and that they all crammed in there.</p>
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<p>The second portion of the Take Away video from which this was excerpted is a rough version of &#8220;Wake Up&#8221; wherein the whole band stands in the middle of a crowd and Win Butler sings through a megaphone. What it lacks perhaps in polish, it makes up for in spirit. The crowd is obviously enthralled and their raw energy is really captured well there.</p>
<p>The full Take Away video is <a href="http://www.blogotheque.net/Arcade-Fire,2868">here</a>.</p>
<p>Just for fun, here&#8217;s the <a href="http://www.beonlineb.com/">interactive video for &#8220;Neon Bible&#8221;</a>.</p>
<p>When I saw Arcade Fire play at Madison Square Garden recently, the crowd seemed really emotionally engaged with the music.  After Owen Pallett played and before Spoon came on, N. and I were discussing how popular Arcade Fire is amongst people with a pretty broad range of musical tastes, and the relatively small amount of backlash from even the music snobs. People and other musicians generally afford them a bit of respect.  We were also really impressed by how multi-instrumentalist the band members truly are.  You hear about it but to see them rotate to a new instrument for every song&#8230;it is a fairly impressive sight.</p>
<p>The whole MSG show was streamed live on YouTube,  directed by Terry Gilliam. Here is &#8220;Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)&#8221;.  Somehow there in the moment, it was 1,000x more thrilling that what you see here, but it&#8217;s a pretty damn good performance of an exquisite song.  And no it was not snowing but yes, they did shoot those giant explosions of paper confetti over the crowd.</p>
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<p>Unrelated, Win Butler has astoundingly good balance!  When he went out into the audience, he was balancing on a railing a few times.  During those jaunts, two or three crew people were in charge of feeding and retracting his mic cord.</p>
<p>I really like &#8220;The Suburbs&#8221; but it is subtler than &#8220;Neon Bible&#8221; or &#8220;Funeral&#8221;.  Both those albums packed such a punch that everything else looks tame in comparison.</p>
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<p>And I will leave you with a more polished (and yet wonderfully primal) version of &#8220;Wake Up&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Water Water Everywhere&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.painkiller.org/politics-etc/environment/water-water-everywhere</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 04:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cari</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Environment]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[International]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics, Etc.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charity: water]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clean water]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[open hydrants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[potable water]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sesame Street]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[    "Water, water, everywhere,
    And all the boards did shrink;
    Water, water, everywhere,
    Nor any drop to drink."

- The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Samuel Taylor Coleridge]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Myopic, Idiot Neighbors, </p>
<p>Why yes, it is quite hot out, isn&#8217;t it? If you absolutely must open hydrants (thereby endangering the neighborhood by lowering water pressure when it might be needed to put out fires (or take showers for that matter), and basically treating clean water like it&#8217;s an infinite gift from the ass of baby Jesus and not a precious resource that must be cleaned and treated before it can be used again and therefore ought to be conserved), why the fuck can&#8217;t you share hydrants? Two on one block and one on each of the surrounding 3 blocks, flooding the streets. This always used to upset me when they showed clips of kids running through hydrant spray on Sesame Street and let me tell you, it&#8217;s far more upsetting to see it in person.</p>
<p>There are so many 311 calls about open hydrants that there is a special 311 Open Hydrant Complaint subset which directs callers to a 311 purgatory of waiting for an operator. I waited 11 minutes then gave up.</p>
<p>These people are not even using the hydrant caps that make a controlled spray, just completely removing the caps so the water gushes directly into the street. And then are unwilling/unable to close them again.  YOU ARE IGNORANT AND WASTEFUL. I wish you lived in one of those countries where women have to walk for 3 hours to a water source and then lug 40 lbs of water back to their homes EVERY DAY.</p>
<p>Love,<br />
Cari</p>
<p><div id="attachment_704" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 230px"><a href="http://www.charitywater.org/whywater"><img src="http://www.painkiller.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/220x220_8glasses.jpg" alt="" title="Charity: Water" width="220" height="220" class="size-full wp-image-704" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Giving people access to safe, potable water.</p></div><em></em><em></em></p>
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		<title>For Emma, Forever Ago (and Ever Again)</title>
		<link>http://www.painkiller.org/ridiculosity/for-emma-forever-ago-and-ever-again</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 08:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cari</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pop Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ridiculosity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[a cappella]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bon Iver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[For Emma Forever Ago]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[La Blogotheque]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Take Away Show]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An extended version of Bon Iver&#8217;s La Blogotheque Take Away Show of &#8220;For Emma, Forever Ago&#8221; with three versions of the song and some very startled tourists.  I think this is one of my favorite things in the whole world. Not just that the song is so beautiful, and is so beautifully sung, but that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An extended version of Bon Iver&#8217;s <a href="http://www.blogotheque.net/" target="_blank">La Blogotheque</a> Take Away Show of &#8220;For Emma, Forever Ago&#8221; with three versions of the song and some very startled tourists.  I think this is one of my favorite things in the whole world. Not just that the song is so beautiful, and is so beautifully sung, but that the versions in general far surpass what you hear on their album.</p>
<p>I love the somewhat cynical but not unyielding Frenchman in the beginning. I love that the a cappella version(s) are sung in this gorgeously Parisian, Old-World apartment building. In the first version, I love that there is a friendly dog running about. I love that people came home to find Bon Iver in their hallway. In the second version, I love the spirit of spontaneously making music for people out on the street. I love the idea of terrifying tourists with something unexpected and wonderful. In the third version, I love how amazing and pure their voices sound.</p>
<p>And I love the in-between songs.</p>
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		<title>So, This Stephen Malkmus-looking Guy Who Went to High School with My Boss Wrote a Children&#8217;s Book</title>
		<link>http://www.painkiller.org/ridiculosity/so-this-stephen-malkmus-looking-guy-who-went-to-high-school-with-my-boss-wrote-a-childrens-book</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 05:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cari</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pop Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ridiculosity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[An Awesome Book]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[An Awesome World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dallas Clayton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hipster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[six year-olds in their thirties]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man once said, &#8220;Childrens do learn.&#8221; and I believe childrens should learn to dream big dreams. Even better is to dream arty dreams like a hipster might draw. This hipster author&#8217;s name is Dallas Clayton. Although I do not know for sure that Dallas Clayton is a hipster, he looks like this: And, I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man once said, &#8220;Childrens do learn.&#8221; and I believe childrens should learn to dream big dreams. Even better is to dream <a href="http://www.veryawesomeworld.com/awesomebook/inside.html" target="_blank">arty dreams like a hipster might draw</a>. This hipster author&#8217;s name is Dallas Clayton. Although  I do not know for sure that Dallas Clayton is a hipster, he looks like this:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.painkiller.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dallasclayton1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>And, I mean, unicorns! The mascot of hipsters everywhere. His are rocket-powered. One is even on skateboards.</p>
<p>I believe my favorite illustrations are the little red and pink bear on a ladder dreaming big&#8230;and then dreaming even bigger (and then it&#8217;s right up in your snout). And the cordoned off purgatories for non-dreamers Who&#8217;ve Given Up or Who&#8217;ve Never Tried. And the &#8220;Dream-etery&#8221;  where all my dreams reside, beneath that menorah-looking thing. Also enjoyable are mundane people&#8217;s dreams of breakfast sandwiches. And &#8220;reg-u-lar&#8221;.</p>
<p>On his website, there is Dallas Clayton poetry, such as:</p>
<p><span style="color: green;">EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY</span></p>
<p><span style="color: green;">As I write this<br />
an accounts receivable manager<br />
has just joked<br />
that he “put the G in Gmail”<br />
and gotten a laugh<br />
from a mail clerk<br />
who came to work high.</span></p>
<p>I will let you draw your own conclusions.</p>
<p>Dallas Clayton has a six year-old, so you should <a href="http://store.veryawesomeworld.com/product/an-awesome-book" target="_blank">buy his book</a> for all the six year-olds you know, some of whom may be in their thirties.</p>
<p>11.11.10 Edit: Look for the book&#8217;s cameo in &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_Still_Here_%28film%29">I&#8217;m Still Here</a>&#8220;!</p>
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		<title>Matilde Urrutia</title>
		<link>http://www.painkiller.org/fiction-snobbery/matilde-urrutia</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cari</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction and Snobbery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It isn’t simply that you are loved gloriously, or loved beautifully. But rather that a pitch perfect expression of love for you sounds and sounds, Rises into the very air. Though the love itself may fade, I do not know, The poetry you inspire ascends, ascending Becomes stars and you, who are so loved, Look [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It isn’t simply that you are loved gloriously, or loved beautifully.<br />
But rather that a pitch perfect expression of love for you sounds and sounds,<br />
Rises into the very air.</p>
<p>Though the love itself may fade, I do not know,<br />
The poetry you inspire ascends, ascending<br />
Becomes stars and you, who are so loved,<br />
Look quite infinite up there.</p>
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		<title>I Left My Heart in Bon Iver</title>
		<link>http://www.painkiller.org/ridiculosity/i-left-my-heart-in-bon-iver</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cari</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Annie Clark]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Justin Vernon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Megafaun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music Hall of Williamsburg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My Brightest Diamond]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA["However, this was one of those shows that blows you quite away and I felt privileged to have gotten to witness it."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Saturday, January 23, 2010, I went alone to a <a href="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2010/01/britt_daniel_ju.html#more">Brooklyn Vegan/The Bowery Presents benefit show for Haiti</a> at Music Hall of Williamsburg (formerly NorthSix). The audience contained a large portion of infuriating idiots, more so than usual, as frequently happens when &#8220;celebrities&#8221; are performing (well, Janeane Garofalo and Zach Galifianakis). However, this was one of those shows that blows you quite away and I felt privileged to have gotten to witness it.</p>
<p>Because I am an idiot (I forgot the show was that night), I got there too late to see Britt Daniel of Spoon play his three songs (BD and/or Spoon has played 3-4 different places all over New York and Brooklyn recently and I have managed to miss each appearance. (I did shell out for a ticket to the Spoon show at Radio City Music Hall in March because I saw Björk play there 10 years ago and the acoustics are so amazing it sounded like she was standing in front of us.)</p>
<p>Oh well. Here is Britt Daniel playing &#8220;Who Makes Your Money&#8221;:</p>
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<p>So I missed the frontman for one of my favorite bands, and it does not matter an iota because I got to see St. Vincent and Justin Vernon (Bon Iver) play and then I got to see them play together (Songer Singwriter &#8211; consisting of Annie, Justin, a drummer and Brad from Megafaun).  Another honor was the surprise guest, Shara Worden (<a href="http://www.mybrightestdiamond.com/">My Brightest Diamond</a>), who sang this amazingly gorgeous song whose name I do not know. Her voice and delivery just blew everything else out of the water. She also did a Prince cover, which was wonderful.  Had I known anything about her before Saturday, I would have gone to the show she had played the previous night at Bowery Ballroom.  </p>
<p>Here is Justin Vernon performing one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen live:</p>
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<p>Unexpectedly, for a bunch of delicate-sounding musicians, Songer Singwriter devolved into really balls-out noise (or evolved, depending on how one feels about noise), I mean, a crashing, borderline painful cacophony, particularly at the conclusion of &#8220;Jolene&#8221;, of which I do not have video.</p>
<p>Songer Singwriter cover Neil Young&#8217;s &#8220;Harvest Moon&#8221;:</p>
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<p>And here is a partial clip of Songer Singwriter performing a jawdropping cover of Dolly Parton&#8217;s &#8220;Jolene&#8221;:</p>
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<p>Unrelated to the show, but having everything to do with Bon Iver, as part of another amazing evening with my friend, Kate M., she introduced me to <a href="http://www.blogotheque.net/Bon-Iver-Part-II">La Blogotheque</a>, which is run by people who invite musicians to play tiny, intimate shows in France. This is an a cappella version of &#8220;For Emma&#8221; sung in the hallway of an apartment building in Paris. Love the bewildered residents who came home to find Bon Iver. And, of course, the dog.</p>
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<p>[Incidentally, Kate does not know this yet but she consistently introduces me to music that makes me think "This is why life is worth living."  Not just the fantastic music itself, but the joy in discovering it exists out there in the world. Thank you, Kate, for also being out there in world.]</p>
<p>And I will leave you with a lovely, heartbreaking rendition of &#8220;Skinny Love&#8221;, also courtesy of La Blogotheque.  Look at those joyous Frenchies who got to sit in a room the size of a closet and drink wine and sing along with this:</p>
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		<title>Dirty-Looking Hipsters Overrun By Actually Dirty Hipsters!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA["'Crusty Punk' sounds fittingly like a euphemism for syphilis."]]></description>
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<p>a) I can barely tell the difference between emaciated cokeheads who spent hours making themselves look dirty and emaciated junkies who look dirty because they sleep in dirt. I suppose the nose will know(s).</p>
<p>b) &#8220;Gutter Punk&#8221; is so &#8217;90s. &#8220;Crusty Punk&#8221; sounds fittingly like a euphemism for syphilis.</p>
<p>c) Williamsburg is not a &#8220;family neighborhood&#8221;.</p>
<p>d) Hilarious that the half-built luxury condos are now infested.</p>
<p>e) This is why I shun (and loathe) panhandlers. I have ever since living between the Upper and Lower Haight in SF. Fie on middle-class kids who don&#8217;t want to work but call me yuppie whatevs while simultaneously trying to wheedle money.</p>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Mynabirds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Octopus Project]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Owl Stations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Pixies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Ponys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Raveonettes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Reindeer Section]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Sharks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Sheepdogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Unicorns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The White Buffalo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Wombats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Wooden Birds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Wrens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Young Fur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[These Arms Are Snakes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[They Shoot Horses Don't They]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thing-One]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Those Mockingbirds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thunderbirds are Now!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tickley Feather]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tigers Jaw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiny Fireflies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toadies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tortoise]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toy Horses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turbowolf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tweak Bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tweakbird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ultra Dolphins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[USAISAMONSTER]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vagina Panther]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vampire Hands]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vampire Weekend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vs. Antelope]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wallis Birds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Are Wolves]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[White Rabbits]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wolfmother]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Obliquely related to animals or animal parts). AIDS Wolf (All Tiny Creatures) An Albatross An Horse Angry vs. The Bear (Animal Collective) (Animal Hands) (Animals As Leaders) (Anything But Animals) Apes &#38; Androids Arctic Monkeys Atlas Moth Atomic Kitten Avi Buffalo Baby Alpaca Band of Horses Bat for Lashes (Be Your Own Pet) Bear Hands [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><em>(Obliquely related to animals or animal parts).</em></strong></p>
<p>AIDS Wolf<br />
(All Tiny Creatures)<br />
An Albatross<br />
An Horse<br />
Angry vs. The Bear<br />
(Animal Collective)<br />
(Animal Hands)<br />
(Animals As Leaders)<br />
(Anything But Animals)<br />
Apes &amp; Androids<br />
Arctic Monkeys<br />
Atlas Moth<br />
Atomic Kitten<br />
Avi Buffalo<br />
Baby Alpaca<br />
Band of Horses<br />
Bat for Lashes<br />
(Be Your Own Pet)<br />
Bear Hands<br />
Bear in Heaven<br />
Bear vs. Shark<br />
Bearsuit<br />
(Beak>)<br />
Beast Make Bomb<br />
BBIGPIGG<br />
Birds and Batteries<br />
Birds Fled From Me<br />
Birds in Weather<br />
Birdmonster<br />
Bird of Youth<br />
Birds of Avalon [thanks, Jen]<br />
Birds of Tokyo<br />
Birds of Wales<br />
Black Horse<br />
Black Joe Lewis and the Honey Bears<br />
Blank Dogs<br />
Bloody Panda<br />
Bobby Birdman<br />
Bowerbirds<br />
Breathe Owl Breathe<br />
Buffalo Tom<br />
Bunnybrains<br />
Byrds of Paradise<br />
(Candy Claws)<br />
Cage the Elephant<br />
Caribou [formerly Manitoba]<br />
Cat Power<br />
Catfish Haven<br />
Cattle Decapitation<br />
Chicken Snake<br />
Common Loon<br />
Crocodiles<br />
(Crystal Antlers)<br />
Cub Country<br />
Danger Mouse<br />
Data Dog<br />
Daylight&#8217;s for the Birds<br />
Deer Tick<br />
Deerhoof<br />
Deerhunter<br />
Department Of Eagles<br />
(Des Roar)<br />
Diamond Doves<br />
Doveman<br />
Dr. Dog<br />
Ducktails<br />
Eagles of Death Metal<br />
Eagull*Seagull<br />
Earl Greyhound<br />
El Perro Del Mar<br />
Elefant<br />
Elephant Parade<br />
Elk City<br />
Ferraby Lionheart<br />
Field Mouse<br />
Fishdoctor<br />
Fleet Foxes<br />
Foals<br />
Freak Owls<br />
Freelance Whales<br />
Frightened Rabbit<br />
Gold-Bears<br />
Gold Panda<br />
Gorilla Biscuits<br />
Gorillaz<br />
Great Elk<br />
Grizzly Bear<br />
Grouper<br />
(Handsome Furs)<br />
HORSE the Band<br />
Horse Feathers<br />
Horses Mouth<br />
Hot Snakes<br />
Jaguar Love<br />
Japanther<br />
Josiah Wolf<br />
Kid Koala<br />
Kids With Snakes<br />
Kim Salmon and The Surrealists<br />
Kittens Ablaze<br />
LadyHawke<br />
Lady Lamb The Beekeeper<br />
Le Tigre<br />
Lemuria<br />
Les Rhinoceros<br />
Lion Fever<br />
Lubricated Goat<br />
Lucinda Black Bear<br />
Lungfish<br />
Maine Coons<br />
Man Your Horse<br />
Maus Haus<br />
Mice Parade<br />
Mick&#8217;s Jaguar<br />
Minerva Lions<br />
Miniature Tigers<br />
MINKS<br />
Minus The Bear<br />
Modest Mouse<br />
Mongrel<br />
Moth! Fight!<br />
(Mother Feather)<br />
Mouse on Mars<br />
Narwhalz of Sound<br />
New Young Pony Club<br />
Night Horse<br />
Noah And The Whale<br />
Noxious Foxes<br />
Panda Bear<br />
Panthers<br />
Part Chimp<br />
Patrick Wolf<br />
Pedro the Lion<br />
Penguin Prison<br />
Peter and the Wolf<br />
Peter Wolf Crier<br />
(Pet Milk)<br />
Pig Out<br />
(Plants and Animals)<br />
Polar Bear Club<br />
Priestbird<br />
(Psychedelic Furs)<br />
(Psychedelic Horseshit)<br />
(Pure Horsehair)<br />
Purple Rhinestone Eagle<br />
Pygmy Shrews<br />
(Quiet Hooves)<br />
Racoon Fighter<br />
Ravens &#038; Chimes<br />
Red Sparowes<br />
Rob Crow<br />
Robyn<br />
Sea Wolf<br />
Seabear<br />
Seabird<br />
Sea Lions<br />
Sea of Bees<br />
Seapony<br />
Shark?<br />
She Keeps Bees<br />
(Simian Mobile Disco)<br />
Slang Chickens<br />
(Slow Animal)<br />
Snake Sustaine<br />
Snoop Dogg<br />
So Cow<br />
Soft Cat<br />
Spacehog<br />
Space Lions in Outer Space<br />
Stars Like Fleas<br />
Stereo Pony<br />
(Super Furry Animals)<br />
Sweet Cobra<br />
Tarantula<br />
Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt<br />
The Antlers<br />
The Bees<br />
The Beauty Apes<br />
The Bird and the Bee<br />
The Bird Day<br />
The Black Swans<br />
The Dear and the Headlights<br />
The Dear Hunter<br />
The Deer Tracks<br />
The Deer in Your Headlights<br />
The Detroit Cobras<br />
(The Dirty Pearls)<br />
The Dogs<br />
The Donkeys<br />
The Doves<br />
The Eels<br />
The Field Mice<br />
The Fruit Bats<br />
The Giraffes<br />
The Goddamn Rattlesnake<br />
The Greenhornes<br />
(The Humble Feather)<br />
The Jaguar Club<br />
The Jayhawks<br />
The Jesus Lizard<br />
The Late Birds<br />
(The Lighthouse &#038; The Whaler)<br />
The Mountain Goats<br />
The Mynabirds<br />
The Octopus Project<br />
The Owl Stations<br />
The Ponys<br />
The Reindeer Section<br />
The Sharks<br />
The Sheepdogs<br />
The White Buffalo<br />
The Wombats<br />
The Wooden Birds<br />
The Wrens<br />
(The Young Fur)<br />
These Arms Are Snakes<br />
They Shoot Horses Don&#8217;t They<br />
Those Mockingbirds<br />
(Tickley Feathers)<br />
Tigers Jaw<br />
Tiny Fireflies<br />
Toadies<br />
Tortoise<br />
Toy Horses<br />
Turbowolf<br />
Tweakbird<br />
Ultra Dolphins<br />
Vagina Panther<br />
Vs. Antelope<br />
Wallis Birds<br />
We Are Wolves<br />
Whale Belly<br />
Whales and Cops<br />
White Rabbits<br />
White Whale<br />
(Wild Beasts)<br />
(WYLDLIFE)<br />
Wild Yaks<br />
Wildbirds &amp; Peacedrums<br />
Wolf Eyes<br />
Wolf Parade<br />
Wolfmother<br />
Wonder Bear<br />
Yellowbirds<br />
Zebra Baby<br />
(Zoos of Berlin)</p>
<p><strong>Fake/Mythical/Extinct Animals and Monsters:</strong><br />
Baby Monster<br />
Betty and the Werewolves<br />
Blue Giant<br />
Care Bears On Fire<br />
Deadboy &amp; The Elephantmen<br />
Dinosaur Feathers<br />
Dinosaur Jr.<br />
Dinowalrus<br />
Dragonette<br />
Dragons of Zynth<br />
Echo &amp; The Bunnymen<br />
Elf Power<br />
Ghost of a Sabre Toothed Tiger<br />
Glass Ghost<br />
Goblin Cock<br />
Gods &#038; Queens<br />
Graffiti Monsters<br />
Holy Spirits<br />
Holy Ghost<br />
Humanbeast<br />
Hungry Ghost<br />
I Am Giant<br />
Le Sphinxxx<br />
Little Dragon<br />
Lucky Dragons<br />
Mastodon<br />
Megafaun<br />
Mogwai<br />
No Demons Here<br />
Nymph<br />
Ogre You Asshole<br />
Oh You Devil<br />
Pet Ghost Project<br />
Phoenix<br />
Pterodactyl<br />
Sea Monsters<br />
Siouxsie &amp; The Banshees<br />
Spectre Folk<br />
Spirit Animal<br />
Starfaun<br />
Steel Phantoms<br />
Thank God<br />
That Ghost<br />
The Black Angels<br />
The Devil Makes Three<br />
The Dodos<br />
The Muggabears<br />
The Pixies<br />
The Raveonettes<br />
The Unicorns<br />
They Might Be Giants<br />
Thing-One<br />
Thunderbirds are Now!<br />
USAISAMONSTER<br />
Vampire Hands<br />
Vampire Weekend<br />
Willy Gantrim and The Phantoms<br />
Your 33 Black Angels</p>
<p><strong>New Off-shoot: Bones</strong><br />
Baybee Teeth<br />
Band of Skulls<br />
Beach Fossils<br />
Bones<br />
Cleen Teeth<br />
Cobra Skulls<br />
Dead Man&#8217;s Bones<br />
Dinosaur Bones<br />
Ebony Bones<br />
Last Good Tooth<br />
Mike Bones<br />
Pink Skull<br />
Sean Bones<br />
Skeleton Head<br />
Skeleton Key<br />
Skeletonwitch</p>
<p><strong><em>Updated 05.12.2011</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>221 animal / 68 other</em></strong></p>
<p><em>[New Trends: Beaches/Beachiness, Dirty, Bees, Bells, Blood]<br />
Beach House<br />
Beachniks<br />
Dark Sea of Awareness<br />
Dirty Beaches<br />
Dirty Fences<br />
Dirty Projectors<br />
Milk and Blood<br />
School of Seven Bells<br />
Surfer Blood</em></p>
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		<title>Holy Fucking Shit with the Babies at the Loud Music Shows</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Am I the only one worried about hearing-loss in babies and toddlers?"]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, People, I have <em>had it</em> with parents bringing BABIES to shows in BARS where, between the music and the douchebags talking over the music, it is really loud.  No earplugs or earmuffs or anything were in evidence and the music, though not remotely balls out cockrock, was of a worrisome decibel level for a BABY clearly under a year old. NOT EVEN A ONE YEAR OLD!  Its age is a FRACTION OF A YEAR.</p>
<p>This was the same line-up as the last show with babies present, so it has something to do with the bands playing, but the last show was not nearly this loud.  Could you maybe at least put your hands over the baby&#8217;s ears when the show starts?  Oh no, you can&#8217;t because you are holding your baby in one hand and a glass of champagne in the other.  I am really hoping you breastfeed that baby because those little guys sure like to get a buzz on. Or you could cut out the middle mammary gland and put some sparkling wine in a bottle.</p>
<p>There were also babies at the Battles show in Central Park, and while that was outdoors and no one&#8217;s ears bled, it was loud enough to have to shout a bit to talk to someone next to you. The only time I have been even close to being okay with this sort of thing was the toddler at The Knit wearing studio-sized headphone things that blocked out sound. Am I alone on this? Am I the only one worried about hearing-loss in babies and toddlers? If they grow up with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinnitus" target="_blank">Tinnitus</a>, someone should be punched in the gut.</p>
<p>Christ in a bobsled.</p>
<p><strong>Updates</strong>:</p>
<p>4.4.09  <a href="http://www.insound.com/Baby__Kids_Ear_Muffs_EMs_4_Kids__Pacific_Blue_Ear_Muffs/productmain/p/INS52121/">Baby Ear Muffs</a></p>
<p>8.4.09<br />
Another Tragic Example of this Barbaric Practice at the Free July 10th, 2009, <a href="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2009/07/the_pains_of_be_3.html">Pains of Being Pure of Heart</a> Show at South Street Seaport in Manhattan, NY</p>
<div id="attachment_579" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 614px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-579" href="http://www.painkiller.org/ridiculosity/holy-fucking-shit-with-the-babies-at-the-loud-music-shows/attachment/soon_to_be_deafened"><img class="size-full wp-image-579" title="Soon_To_Be_Deafened" src="http://www.painkiller.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/Soon_To_Be_Deafened.jpg" alt="Soon to be Deafened Asian Child" width="604" height="453" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Soon to be Deafened Asian Child in a Crappy-Quality Photograph. I was wearing earplugs because I enjoy hearing things.</p></div>
<p><div id="attachment_580" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 614px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-580" href="http://www.painkiller.org/ridiculosity/holy-fucking-shit-with-the-babies-at-the-loud-music-shows/attachment/frame_of_reference"><img class="size-full wp-image-580" title="Frame_of_Reference" src="http://www.painkiller.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/Frame_of_Reference.jpg" alt="Use the tent for scale" width="604" height="453" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Use the tent for scale. Please note the large black rectangle in the top left of the also crappy-quality photo. That is the bottom portion of a speaker stack. That poor child is being held just out of frame on the right.</p></div><br />
<div id="attachment_581" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 614px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-581" href="http://www.painkiller.org/ridiculosity/holy-fucking-shit-with-the-babies-at-the-loud-music-shows/attachment/soon_to_be_deafened_2"><img class="size-full wp-image-581" title="Soon_to_be_Deafened_2" src="http://www.painkiller.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/Soon_to_be_Deafened_2.jpg" alt="To the right of the tent, small toddler. To the left, loud speaker stack cranked so people in the back of the outdoor venue can hear." width="604" height="453" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">To the right of the tent, small toddler. To the left, huge speakers cranked so people in the back of the outdoor venue can hear.</p></div></p>
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		<title>Frowny Face Condolences</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Could we please put on our grammatical Sunday-best in matters of life and death?"]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some friends and I have noted a distressing trend, the noticing of which may make us &#8216;old&#8217; or &#8216;old-fashioned&#8217; or even dare I say, &#8216;persnickety&#8217;.  I prefer to frame it as &#8216;retaining a sense of decorum&#8217;.  Social networking has granted us the perverse contradiction of being better connected with everyone and yet far less engaged with the same.  So, while Twitter and Facebook status updates let me know if you have a cold or your cat is M.I.A. or your doctorate thesis was well-received, I may not have spoken to you for more than four months.</p>
<p>Subsequently, I have learned of impending break-ups and divorces via social networking sites, complete with trite, diminishing icons such as Facebook&#8217;s &#8216;broken heart&#8217;, i.e. &#8220;[broken heart] Paul is no longer in a relationship.&#8221; Then the subject is flooded with emails, wall posts and comments along the lines of, &#8220;Ohhh nooooo! What happened?&#8221;  The broken heart icon comes about when one makes changes to one&#8217;s Facebook profile, and more than one broken-hearted friend has been chagrined by the unintentional broadcasting of their bad news.  Worse yet are announcements of love lost in status updates or other bulletin-board-y modes. By far the most disconcerting to date was when a friend told me of his impending divorce on the message board of our Scrabulous (R.I.P.) game.  Okay, so Twitter and Facebook are easy, quick ways to let a lot of people know something you would like them to know. It can also, I have found, serve as a way of saying something you would rather not say, or imparting news you would rather not have, to wit, illness and death.</p>
<p>I think most of us have received news of a loved one&#8217;s loss through e-mail, or other kinds of mass distributed messaging. Of course in times like that who wants to spend hours on the phone, repeating something so painful and difficult to say in the first place?</p>
<p>Recently, a friend lost her father, with whom she had had a complicated relationship. What was novel was that she posted updates on his health, at times cryptically worded, on Facebook and likely elsewhere, probably from her iPhone outside the hospital. When he finally passed, she posted something along the lines of, &#8220;Dying looks so different than I thought it would.&#8221;  So, that was an odd way of sharing difficult news during a difficult time. It would not have been my first choice.</p>
<p>What disturbed me far, far more than her posting the updates were the unintentionally glib and silly comments posted by friends in response, most attempting a helpful, supportive or consoling vein.  Their undoing was their structure; their syntax and grammar and spelling:</p>
<p>Sorry UR dad died. <img src='http://www.painkiller.org/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>U never really lose people because they R always in UR heart.</p>
<p>Let us set aside for the moment my penchant for fully and properly spelled words, not to mention sounding like an adult and not a 12 year-old girl.  Instead, let us examine the complete negation of emotion accomplished by these &#8216;drive-thru&#8217; sentiments, these Hannah Montana platitudes.  We are all plugged into something hollow here and I am frankly aghast.  Frowny faces should be reserved for pedestrian use.  Could we please put on our grammatical Sunday-best in matters of life and death? Frowny facing someone&#8217;s death is a new high in lows, beyond the pale.</p>
<p>Let us suppose that she wanted support and condolences on Facebook, or that she wanted answering gestures to her gesture. She did set a precedence with her status updates. However, y&#8217;all couldn&#8217;t spell that shite out?  Y&#8217;all gonna whip out some emoticon, <em>the same one you used when the puppy cam was down?</em></p>
<p>Please people, let us make a pact today: when true tragedy visits and people we love (or know or met once at a party, or never met in person) are suffering, are grappling with enormous and painful circumstances, let us dust off our grown-up words and our grown-up emotions and try to make a real connection, to offer true comfort and support, if comfort and support be your aim.</p>
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