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Stuck in the Middle With You
by adam | August, 2002
Once again, I just don’t know who to blame. Yes, we’re a very fat country, so yes, perhaps airlines should begin accommodating our girth. Then again…aw fuck it…decide for yourselves: Man Sues Airline For Being Seated Next To Obese Man.
We’re eating better, exercising more, and yet, the pounds aren’t coming off. You?
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